The Philosophical Society of Unlettered Pie Bakers Mug
Secretly stirring the revolution—one sip at a time.
This is the one you’ve been asking for. The first official merch drop from our kitchen of contemplation and resistance.
Whether you’re sipping coffee before confronting fascism, steeping tea while plotting the downfall of theocracy, or ladling soup for the weary - this mug is your daily companion in courage. Bearing the proud insignia of The Philosophical Society of Unlettered Pie Bakers, it honors the quiet, subversive wisdom of those who nourish others and dare to question everything.
And on one side? Shannon’s tried-and-true all-butter pie crust recipe - easy, flaky, and delicious. A whisper of tradition passed hand to hand, generation to generation, resistance to resistance.
Available in three revolutionary sizes—11oz, 15oz, and 20oz—for all stages of caffeination and courage.
🌀 Dishwasher and microwave safe
🍰 Perfect for comfort during these scary times
🥧 Recipe included on one side—so the revolution is always within reach
✨ A wink to those who know: You are not alone.
Raise your mug. Stir the pot. Bake truth into the crust. The revolution is rising.
